SPACE GHOST: Been there, done that, see ya! (TURNS OFF HULK) Moltar, give
him a copy of the home game! Please welcome my next guest, Slash!
SPACE GHOST: Okay. SLASH: What's happenin'?
SPACE GHOST: Well, I'm Space Ghost. I'm the host; you just answer my questions!
SLASH: Then you'd probably ask me a question I couldn't answer, I'd feel like a real idiot.
SPACE GHOST: No, no no. Don't you worry your pretty little head about anything.
SLASH: Eh, okay. (LAUGHS)
SPACE GHOST: Are you ready?
SLASH: I think so.
SPACE GHOST: Okay. Citizen Slash, welcome to the show! You're from earth, right?
SPACE GHOST: How many clouds does earth have?
SPACE GHOST: You know, son, if you were a paramedic people'd be dead already.
SLASH: Next question.
SPACE GHOST: Citizen Longhair, when you're on tour, do you ever miss your mommy?
SLASH: I can't hear you.
SPACE GHOST: Are you even listening to me?
SPACE GHOST: Hello?
SLASH: I'm here, I just said yeah!
SPACE GHOST: Whatever. Whatever, son.
SLASH: (MUMBLING) Stupid answer to a stupid -
SPACE GHOST: What?
SLASH: Never mind.
SPACE GHOST: Where are your eyes?
SLASH: I can't do this, you guys; I knew this before we got here.
SPACE GHOST: Wait! I saw one!
SLASH: Get me out of here, I'm just.. (LAUGHS)
SPACE GHOST: Sing us a zippy guitar riff with your mouth.
SLASH: No, no, just listen to the record, I have no intentions of doing any zippy guitar riffs with my mou-
SPACE GHOST: Here, like this! Reeeeeerrrroohhh-
ZORAK: No, like this. Eeooorraaahhrarahhbeeerraahh-
MOLTAR: No, this. Daooo daooo dao dao daooo..
(GENERAL ZIPPY GUITAR RIFF MAYHEM)
SLASH: I'm not gonna cooperate with you, I don't have to.
SPACE GHOST: Oh, really?
SLASH: Uh uh.
SPACE GHOST: You know what, Slash? We'll be right back. (FLIES OFF)
ZORAK: Yeah, Slash! But don't worry buddy, we'll be right back! (EVIL LAUGH)
SLASH: (ALONE) What a character. (LAUGHS)
SLASH: (ALL ALONE IN STUDIO) Hello...
(IN THE GHOST PLANET COMMISSARY)
ZORAK: "See you in a sec, Slash baby..."